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Stratocaster
The only member from the upper side of the globe, Strat hails from Perth, Western Australia.
Consequently he pings like a bull whale that's snuck up on a submissive submarine.
Blames his crap ping for his lousy scores, but tries hard nonetheless.
Is reputed to eat kangaroo, but that is a myth generated by people from countries that have already shot all their wildlife out.
Strat used to be a crap driver, but is better than Matty, which wouldn't be hard.
He is a killer with the bren and is a reasonalbe hand as a sniper.
Likes playing HD2, always says sorry for TKs, loves blowing up the fuel tanks with the bren on Africa 1, and shooting out all the windows in the villa in Czech3.
He hates camping nadespamming spawnkillers, and pig ignorant players who don't apologise for TKs.
Really hates lag dancing, particulary against scoped rifles when they make his MP44 look a bit ordinary.
Favourite weapons are the MP44 and the bren.
Loves big guns, and prays for the day when they include a silenced 88mm into a patch.
In the meantime, he likes to make sure there are no rounds left in the 170 mm's on Ardennes 1, and occasionally scores a hit with them, although half the time it turns out to be a TK.
Which is what artillery is for isn't it?.
Favourite quotation: "Where the f... did that come from?"
Read about Stratocaster's recruiting into the [1FJD] clan by clicking here .
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Click  here for Stratocaster's military record
  Joined:
26 July 2004
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